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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

10.06.2025 02:40

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Why are people saying that Trump is fat when he is an athletic 6 foot 3 and 215 pounds?

Sure no problem officer.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Yes sir it is.

What toxic behavior has been normalized by society?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

After a few moments he returns.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Why do some people never get to on a date even though they wanted to? Are they just too ugly and weird for everybody?

{RING} {RING}

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

What is the most popular song that includes the word "you"? Are there any other songs that use "you" multiple times?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Do all you people that took the "jab" feel lied to yet?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

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